Eight kinds of embarrassment in bed in sexual life
In the face of sex, it is inevitable that there will be some abnormalities, occasionally embarrassing, and even show the inexplicable ideology.
Li Jundong, a sex expert, wants men and women to easily experience the “sexual tri-state” and avoid stagnation!
In fact, everyone has more or less perversion, but only to a different extent.
Metamorphosis is easy to flash, and it is difficult to prevent.
Abnormality has no solution, but you can definitely avoid it!
The following “bed state”, please pay attention not to lose state: First, boast a lot but break the power to talk about a love regardless of men and women, boasting to show off nothing.
A-level women want to add a look, if you don’t want to open the knife, add a magic bra, and use the dumpling padding method, it is a good way to upgrade to the sea Mimi.
In the 21st century, the bra has become a top technology product, breast cancer fraud group!
Focusing on the effect of the high support, the little tits instantly become a big breast girl, letting you think that you have reached the best Boba, and the bed inspection is in the dark.
The bra of the “two forces accomplice” has become a public enemy of men who are unwilling to be fooled.
This year, women are happy to shake their bags on the chest, and also motivate manufacturers to develop male magic underwear, so that men can become more powerful and powerful!
However, the illusion of making a big package can only be regarded as an alternative “masturbation”. When a man and a woman love an intimate relationship, they must replace the camouflage.
Xiao Yannan still has to face the reality, the “unexpected” woman put herself up for a long time, when the time to pull out the dumplings, remove the silicone “self-acquisition of milk” action, add self-deception.
Second, after drinking vomiting and vomiting, I admit that I can be courageous after drinking, but don’t believe that relying on alcohol can help, and drinking too much before intimate relationship is very easy to create “tragedy”!
There is one example: Brian, a colleague of Lan Jiaotou, is a gentleman. He has volunteered to escort the female friends who have already drunk.
Unexpectedly, the drunken lady mutated into a beast, grabbed him like a fire, and violently pulled down his crotch and pulled out his guy, saying that he wanted to blow up his fire.
He just wanted to enjoy this sudden happiness, suddenly “vomiting”, his words are all her vomit!
It turned out that Brian’s behemoth was holding her throat and vomiting for her in disguise.
Remember, in addition to drinking and not driving, be sure to add one more: “Do not blow the horn after drinking.
“Three, bad breath, body odor, body odor, sweat odor, foot odor and other stinky odors, odor, body odor, body odor is even more scary!
The mouth is as stinking as a morgue, so people can’t breathe.
People who smoke and inhale alcohol are prone to odor, oral hygiene is not good, and the sputum that does not brush your teeth before making love is even more annoying.
Especially after eating the onion ginger and garlic, the mouth can be said to be stinky to the highest point!
The use of oral spray to cover the bad breath has a limited effect, and thoroughly brushing the teeth to highlight the freshness can be cut into the focus; found that the root of the smell can be the right medicine.
A small amount of urine, sweat and other body fluids in the genital area, such as not good to wash down the left 揉 right 揉 揉 keep clean, intimate contact is really sweet and sour bitter and salty “five flavors mixed” people can not compliment, some people’s private parts taste like custard, Natto and salted fish, stinking like “three moms stinky pot” that makes you want to dry up!
Unless you are sure that the other person likes “smell”, you should deodorize yourself before you make love.
Fourth, bald sex makes hair fall and affects the man’s self-respect.
Women voted for men’s “five bad”: bald and poor, ugly, “bald” ranked first.
In real life, men find that the blows of their baldness seem to be higher than the pain index of being stolen by the company or being abused by their girlfriends; the secret of hiding baldness is revealed by cruelty, and it is better to die than to die!
My old colleague Xiao Tang is so handsome that he is forced to attack Tom Cruise, but his true face is a bald man with a wig and a low self-esteem.
A few days ago, he made a new girlfriend on the Internet with the nickname of Tom Cruise’s “Little Soup Soup”. The two of them loved each other and went to Weige for Valentine’s Day. They were ready to have a sweet honey and kiss, but they didn’t expect to play.His entire dark-button wig was accidentally uprooted by her!
His girlfriend is taking a closer look, my mother!
She couldn’t help but laugh, Xiaotang Tang instantly became Su Shichang, and he was hurt on the spot.
The soup with serious hair loss problems was so anxious to ask people to ask for remedies to save baldness. A kind person told him that he could wash his hair with salt. He also washed it down and lived like a pickled head every day!
Later, the scalp was red and swollen, and he had to go to the hospital for help. His ignorance was stung by a dermatologist.
In fact, if the head shape is good, with the desire to cover it, it is better to be shaved and shaved to be a bald man.
Five, premature ejaculation people are very sad men erect ejaculation is the climax of the tip, the pleasure is in the moment of ejaculation; but women have to do the foreplay to reach the climax.
In order to climax with a woman, men have to learn to control ejaculation.Initially the initial sexual experience is always too fast to believe in, super!
If someone screams that he has the potential to “head” for the first time, maybe he is really talented, but it may be that he is jealous of you!
The earliest men were trained from the accumulated experience of “sudden horror” into “slow lang”.
The psychological factors of premature ejaculation may be environmental stress, or it may be excessively concerned about the performance and heart pressure, if again, again and again, the “Fast Gunman” drama code, beware of premature ejaculation into a habit.
Some drug-selling stations say that masturbation in Taiwanese Rap can lead to premature ejaculation, and there is actually no absolute connection.
I have heard of adults intimidating children and said: playing “lazy cars” will rot, and now growing up is not a hero!
Continuous ejaculation is awkward, don’t always want to “shoot” when making love, digital figures also help to distract attention from ejaculation.
When you feel a quick shot, you must skillfully pull out, temporarily buffer the thorns, breathe and adjust your breathing, do a few Kegel exercises, and wait until there is no more ejaculation impulse to continue.
Sixth, the tidal blows are not the result of the loss of control of the woman’s G point due to excitement and expansion, often through the stimulus can reach the tide of the realm, there is one said.
Women’s eruption in the joy of sex, the Japanese language is called “flush”, many men hope to experience it.
My friend A Chao, who is an AV male Kato Eagle as a sex instructor, he hopes that he can go to the tide to reach people!
A Chao is extremely obsessed with the tide of women, and every girlfriend is always looking forward to personally experience the tidal taste of the outbreak (but no woman has promised to let him do this)!
Last month, on Valentine’s Day, he took a lot of money to buy a new bag of Hermes to his new horse, and finally got the experience ticket.
”I can say that my girlfriend finally let me use my fingers to work.
I didn’t expect that it wasn’t long before I got rid of it. I really thought it was a source of living water. I think I am a genius!
“However, it was not long before I was happy. The thick urine smell made A Chao feel that something was wrong.”
His girlfriend blushes that she is “a fake tidal blow, really urinating.”
“I see you look forward to it, don’t want to sweep you up.”
Some people do suspect that tidal blows are female urinary incontinence.
Whether she is blowing or not, if you are sleeping on a top Simmons mattress, make love or don’t forget to prepare for flood prevention.
Seven, do you have a noisy experience and you have a sudden fart experience when making love?
When I experienced sex, the other party suddenly slammed into the sky and thundered me.
”I have had a super anal experience.
It was a man I liked very much. He asked me for anal sex. I want to please him, don’t talk about anal sex, and I am willing to punch!
“Ma face Kelly said: “I didn’t expect that I had a bad stomach that day. His fried rice action had a great stimulation to my stomach.”
“He was intoxicated, but she pulled a bed full of stools and made him stunned on the spot.”
Some people especially like anal sex (perhaps a miner in their previous life, so they pay special attention to the development of mysterious gold tunnels).
A netizen told me that he loves “anal fists” (this is not one of the twenty-four filial piety “for the pro-testing feces”?
According to the physiological structure, the anus is covered with about half of the nerve endings in the pelvic area. It is easy to arouse sexual desire after touching. People who pick the active offensive will also feel irritated. It is no wonder that many people “know that the anus has convulsions and prefers to squat.”.
However, the anus is a “big hall”, shocking trepidation, excessive chrysanthemum and rectal germs, “kiss flower” or “flower arrangement” have to be clean; professional enema and rinseLiquid can help clean up the portal.
Eight, A film action do not mess A film non-teaching film, but there are too many whimsical men in real life to take A film as a standard.
Gigi said that she had had the experience of being sprayed with semen. So far, I still have a lingering fear: “On his birthday, after cutting the cake, he made a wish to ask me to give him a blowjob. That is the last thing I like to do.
I was very uncomfortable that day. I thought that since the day was inconvenient, it was his birthday to say how good it was. I was so reluctant to reach his wish.
“Gigi didn’t expect him to ejaculate in her mouth without any psychological preparation!”
When she couldn’t get back to him, he fluently pulled the words out of her mouth, licked a few times on her (slap in the face), and ejaculated on her body.
He was obviously overjoyed, but she felt that she was being humiliated.
She was so angry that she rushed to the bathroom, looking at herself in the mirror, her mouth full of smell, her face full of wolverines.
Both “mouth burst” and “beauty shot” are in Japanese. Those who have seen Japanese A films must know that this is the way men ejaculate at high tide.
“Mouth explosion” as the name suggests is “intraoral explosion”, ejaculation in the mouth of the other party through oral sex.
The man wants the other person to swear by the mouth, and the climax shoots the semen into the woman’s mouth.”Beauty” means “face ejaculation”, which is a casing that shoots semen in the other side.
”Breakout” and “Blood Shoot” are mostly women who succumb to or highlight the male-oriented AV world. The ideology of men’s respect for women is such that when men watch A films, they produce a thrilling projection effect.
In the face of sex, we sometimes have some abnormal behaviors, even accidentally taking some embarrassment, or holding an ideology on sex, inadvertently stepping on the other side of the mine.
Some things in sex always happen naturally; it is difficult to explain this desire.
Learn more about a person from a sexual attitude. Sexual love is the enjoyment of each other. It is considerate and caring. It must be in a state of pleasure and relaxation, from tolerance, tolerance, and advancement to enjoyment.
Like a person, barely cooperate with each other’s quirks and preferences, eager for the other side to echo their own ideas; love itself is not only a morbid state, but may even be a perverted behavior.
There are various embarrassments in the process, and even want to express your own ideology. It is not easy to find someone who can talk about love and sweet love.
The love of love is staggered like ice is turned into water, and the water evaporates into water vapor. The love is fortunate and unfortunate. In the possession and loss, the traces of walking will be like the love ing that May Day sang:”In the future, a certain day of the month, some time, some time, some time, somebody, somewhere, somewhere, forever, will not forget.”